My skin cancer tumour surgery # 2 was yesterday morning. Arrive at the hospital with my chauffeuring niece, check in, get my wristband for the sold out show, and go sit and wait. Was feeling a little nervous, resentful at having cancer, and worried about the ‘what ifs’ running through my head. Yeah, yeah, blah blah blah, whatever. And then I glance at the table in front of me to see what magazines are available to distract my wandering mind and these are the three my eyes first land on …
Brilliant! I can read about Cancer Care Ontario’s current 5-year plan and how to live with my cancer and look as sincerely(?) happy about it as the gal on the cover of Lives. Perfect reading material for all us cancer patients coming in for day surgery like me or other treatments such as chemo, don’t you think? OR …
I can let Maclean’s inform me that this is how I’m going to die. Hmm, tough choice here. Which shall I pick up?
Answer: none of them. I started laughing so hard I think I alarmed the nurses at the nearby station and my co-conspirators in the fight against cancer down the hall. Perhaps they all thought I gave myself a little over the counter dose of my own pain killer in advance of the surgery. Or, that I had arrived in the wrong section of the hospital. I dunno.
I sent out the pic of the lovely spread of reading material to a few folks who also got a good chuckle out of it. And by the time I was done that and laughing hysterically about it, it was time to go in and make my acquaintance with the knife. Thanks for helping me kill some otherwise fraught with nervousness time God. Your sense of humour yesterday was spot on.
[really bad skin cancer pun intended]
After I was home, I showed my eldest the pic and vowed to go gather up as many other types of magazines as I could find at our local thrift stores and take them back to the hospital to replace the ones I saw. And any others that don’t exactly have the most fitting headlines for folks to see right before their cancer treatments. Probably won’t find exactly what I would have liked to read but we’ll see. If I can find any with the following cover pages, I think I’ll have some winners.
Vanity Is Fair
Best Social Media Captions For Surgery Selfies
#ItTakesSkillToTripOverAir
Rolling Stoned
Taking A Ride Under The Influence Of Anaesthetic
Hospital Geographics
New App To Help You Find Your Way Back To Your Room
Patient’s Digest
Post-Surgery Constipation Cures Now At Your Local Hardware Store
Sports Injuries Illustrated
This Year’s Top 10 Epic DIY Surgical Fails
National Inquirer
Waiting Room Footsies Cause of Nation’s Hand Foot Mouth Disease Epidemic!
Maximize
Turn Day Surgery Into An Appointment With Dr. Summer-Off
Cosmo In The Hospito
Wearing Your Hospital Gown With Sex Appeal
Yeah, I know, my sense of humour here is a tad against the grain. But I’m cool with that. Through all of my lifetime ails and injuries, good ole Reader’s Digest has always been there to remind me that laughter is the best medicine. Bottoms up to that. With a gown on of course.
“The heart prefers to move against the grain of circumstance; perversity is the soul’s very life.”
John Updike, Author
Postscript:
Thanks again to all the readers who sent well wishes. The surgery went very well. Tumour is now gone, or at least almost entirely gone. Yeah, it’s gonna grow back but who knows when, we’ll deal with that when the time comes. Recuperating at home with a few days off work. Livin’ and lovin’ life and lettin’ some laughs be the medicinal elixer of it.
In response to today’s Daily Prompt: Grain
Saving the best till last, may the healing power of God fill you, for in Jesus Name it is made possible.
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Thank you very much Susanna. His healing power is working, and I’m loving how He’s thrown in some humour in it too.
Blessings … Marianne
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Wish you a quick recovery. Lovely post. It’so great to see so much positivity. A good laugh is for sure the best remedy.
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Thanks very much Cristina. Positivity and laughter have helped me more than I can express.
Hope you’re having a kindness-filled kinda day … Marianne
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Thank you Marianne. I’m having a good day thank you : )
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[…] I am a really kind person. I have a ton of strength and resilience. And on Tuesday, I kicked skin cancer’s butt! […]
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I would subscribe to every one of those magazines! Glad to hear all went well. And that you had such an entertaining wait!
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Thanks Kimberly. Entertaining is certainly a good word for it. I think I entertained the nurses and onlookers too haha!
Hope you’re having a kindness-filled kinda day … Marianne
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I love that you have kept your sense of humour through this all….I’d like to think that I could do the same, but not so sure. Congrats on kicking cancer’s butt!
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Thanks Sue but … BUT … yes you could do it! We never know what we’re really capable of til we meet it head and on and give ‘er a go. I hope you never have to find out, but if you do just think of me and the magazines. That only should make you laugh and like I said, laughter is the best medicine!
Blessings … Marianne
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It’s always good to have a sense of humor. I completely agree that laughter is the best medicine (with or without a gown). Hope your recovery process is going well. Take care!
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Yes it is going very well, thanks for the well wishes Joanne.
Hope you’re having a kindness-filled kinda day … Marianne
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Paradoxical indoctrination right from the start. Luckily here in Poland and Italy the doc’s office has normal magazines, and advertising is more or less not allowed and just limited to simple over the counter drugs without a doctors prescription. All the ad’s are directed to medical magazines and of course visits to the doc’s office and all sorts of free tourist trips are offered which are presented as congresses…so-called! So really your reaction is perfect…..just laugh and laugh………
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Love it! But in hindsight, I think I’m grateful for the odd choice of mags I saw that morning. Laughter lowers blood pressure and anxiety I hear and my body desperately needed those 2 things to drop that morning haha!
Thanks for your visit and note. Wishing you a kindness-filled kinda day … Marianne
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well then all that I can say is have a laughable weekend…..James
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I like your sense of humor. I’m saying a prayer for you. I’m sorry you’re having to deal with cancer.
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Thanks Michele. Appreciate all the good vibes and words sent above. Cancer sure as heck ain’t the easiest thing to deal with, but I hold onto the hope mine can be beaten, one day at a time.
Thanks again, hope you’re having a kindness-filled kinda day … Marianne
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